THE
PSYCHOBEAST PAGE
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The incredible, nearly unbelievable yet true story of a pathetically insane and lonely woman, who lives in a sick fantasy world of her own creation where (as she tells people) she is the ex-wife of BC and the ex-lover of Jeffro. Just to set the record straight, she WAS a sleazy groupie with whom BC had a brief fling over 10 years ago. Jeffro has NEVER touched her (gross - she is just GROSS!) and BC stopped messing with her years ago when he discovered just how sick and psychotic she truly is. The sad thing is, she just won't take "NO" for an answer and is on a never ending quest, intent on making the lives of everyone around her as miserable as her own sad and pathetic existence.. A desperate, dateless and tortured maniac, this woman has been known to drive from The Woodlands all the way down to Texas City and Galveston in her feeble and disgusting attempts to seduce both BC (her real true love) and/or Jeffro (her would-be grudge-fuck for the purpose of making BC jealous and attempting to break up The Convertibles.) Can you say "Fatal Attraction"? Insistent on recreating the past to suit her own fantasy needs, she usually attends at least one gig per week and doesn't do much but sit alone drinking diet coke or iced tea, mooning over BC, at times making loud obscene outbursts (for which she has been ejected and barred from several venues), at other times sobbing uncontrollably into her glass. Sometimes she tries to get friendly with other bar patrons and fans of the band, but her mouth always runs away and she winds up saying some pretty crazy things.
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The latest update in the Psychobeast Saga.... Tina the Psychobeast
recently opened up a myspace account (www.myspace.com/373616697).
There is
"CHARGES"
? Charges of what? I believe that YOU, Tina, are the one harassing US.
And any Oh, Tina....We think you like us...you REALLY like us!!!! LOL!!! COMING
REALLY SOON! NOW AVAILABLE: Click here for a FREE DOWNLOAD of The Convertibles New Original Song, "PSYCHOBEAST"! |
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